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Heavens – Patent Pending

Heavens’ debut should command your immediate attention as nothing short of this year’s best work to date



If the Smiths met up with a few lovelorn zombies in the depths of some Roman catacombs equipped with synthesizers and organs, the jamfest that would surely ensue has no chance of resembling something far from Heavens’ debut Patent Pending

Far darker than even the gloomiest of Alkaline Trio’s work, Matt Skiba and Josiah Steinbrick of Heavens prove with this release that a “side project” can soak up the limelight, and impressively do so with these eerie musical tales of love, loss and death. Although both men’s respected current central focuses, Alkaline Trio (Skiba) and Thieves Like Us (Steinbrick), are both deserving of all the thriving success that each achieves, one cannot help but wonder if Heavens merits just as much good fortune. 

Patent Pending displays similarities in the simple yet excellent production effects that showed up in extraordinary debuts from other alternative bands such as the Bravery. They provide for a ghostly yet hopeful aura and sound downright lovely in the songs with a lighter, pretty undertone- all of which pump vitality into the dread and dead without losing the album’s authentic tone of wistful sorrow. 

Specifically though, the CD starts out surprisingly strong with “Gardens,” a track intertwined with poetic minor chords and subtle harmonies. “Counting,” the song that follows, showcases classic punk rock drumbeats and great tune-fitting lyrics (“I’ll announce the grand prize / arterial spray paints the carpet before your eyes.”) The rest of the album upholds the caliber of these couple songs and makes it look easy while doing so.

Although this is a partnership and Steinbrick was the force behind Heavens’ very creation, Skiba sets the bar for this release high out of sheer talent, especially with a certain unforgettable deadpan inflection in his crooning. In a day and age where bands make it big by cloning others, this signature sound is refreshing. It works to his advantage too- masterfully comforting Alkaline Trio lovers yet grabbing hold of unsuspecting bystanders and snaring them in as well.

Really though, the truth is that Skiba has always had a beautifully hollow voice and a sharp mind for poetry, and Patent Pending displays his strongest abilities. Although more involved in instrumentation, Steinbrick contributes his own strong talents as well, and the two are inarguably better paired than Thelma & Louise. Bypassing all the other groups trying to set their handprints deeper and deeper into the mold of alternative historical concrete, Heavens’ debut should command your immediate attention as nothing short of this year’s best work to date, and if it doesn’t leave you speechless, I will be.

(Epitaph Records)


The Ritualists – Painted People

The Ritualists play some determined, strong-willed music




After listening to Painted People by The Ritualists, I was very surprised to learn that this is their debut album. This band shows a maturity in their music that I would not expect from a first album and provides inspirational sounding tracks with ‘reach for the stars’ type of guitar riffs. I hear a modern version of U2 in The Ritualists, along with an influence of Radiohead. Their songs are full, wholehearted post-punk hooks with a lead singer that has a sizeable range.

“Rattles” opens the album, and it’s the type of song that shows their audience that they are here to stay. It has a great build-up of excitement and intensity. The band explains that this song is “A combination of dark, deep-pocketed verses juxtaposed with big, flashy choruses is a key element to tracks”.

Ice Flower” and “Worthiest One” welcomes an electronic wave to the album and showcases just how impressive lead singer Christian Dryden’s range is. His ability to hit those high notes with such conviction puts my falsetto abilities to shame. “Worthiest One” brings this sort of nostalgic feeling- it’s a rock ballad with a floaty guitar riff.

“She’s The Sun” is a great follow-on from “Worthiest One” as it transfers the mood upwards and directs the music into more of a hypnotic vision, which conveys “the band’s inner Sixties Love Child”. “I’m With The Painted People” has a really relatable background to the song. Dryden felt a larger than life inspiration from people like David Bowie and Simon Le Bon, these artists felt like soulmates, which can be lonely at times. It wasn’t until he ventured out into the clubs of the lower east side of New York which helped him feel comfortable to express his creative vision freely. The song is all about finding like-minded people.

There are hooks galore and catchy choruses in pretty much every song. “With this record, I’ve specifically tried to be anthemic,” admits Dryden. “I’ve always loved going to shows, where immediately after the performance, and even on the ensuing days after, you just can’t help but remember and sing the songs you’ve just heard. It’s almost like a higher form of communication.” The Ritualists play some determined, strong-willed music and Painted People shows hints of variations with different genres explored throughout. They sound motivated and in return have produced motivating music for their listeners.

(Out Of Line Music)

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The Decline – Flash Gordon Ramsay Street

What The Decline get absolutely spot-on is their clinical, unrelenting brand of skate punk



The Decline

It’s possible that since punk broke through to the mainstream in the mid to late ’90s, listeners outside of Australia think Frenzal Rhomb are the only band to have come from the lucky country. It’s true that during the rise of that Epitaph and Fat Wreck sound, Frenzal Rhomb became the namesake of the genre from Australia. However, Australian punks know that their history stretches long before the release of Survival of the Fattest. From the legendary sounds of The Saints to the rock n’ roll infused punk of Radio Birdman, Australia’s punk rock history is not only rich but very much precedes the genre’s mainstream explosion.

Frenzal Rhomb were another chapter in punk down under and for many, they opened a lot of doors. If not at the very least, proved that there were fertile grounds for new bands to emerge across the vast land. Western Australia’s The Decline formed in 2005 and quickly showed their talent for writing up-tempo melodicore that shred as much as it soared. From their 2010 debut, I’m Not Gonna Lie To You, it was clear that the band were equal parts snotty, urgent, funny, and melodic. Like the Frenzal Rhomb formula, they’ve got all of it in spades with a mean streak of Australianness that is both endearing and extremely relatable. Their latest album is no different.

From the title alone you can tell you’re in for a shedload of fun, and while it’s easy to think that Flash Gordon Ramsay Street is just goofy humor, it’s actually got a lot of pointed commentary too. From the animal-supportin’, veggie-lovin’, attack on meatlovers and meatheads (“Brovine”), to the real-estate market questioning “Smashed Avo”, there’s plenty of current talking points that The Decline run through. Sure, you also get vegan buffalo wing recipes (surprisingly, not the song titled “Bullet With Buffalo Wings”) and a love for The Legend of Zelda, but who says you can’t sing about Marxist theories while talking about your love for Nintendo?

What The Decline get absolutely spot-on is their clinical, unrelenting brand of skate punk; taking plenty of cues from the best of the NOFX / No Fun At All up-tempo, hardcore-derived brand of punk. The hooks on Flash Gordon Ramsey Street are as infectious as horny teens on spring break, highlighted by the endless harmonies on songs like the terrific “It Was Always You” and the call and response male-female vocal attack of “Verge Collection”. Brevity is also key, as the majority of the songs here never overstay their welcome with the longest clocking in at just 3:15 (the wistful closing of “Josh”).

Flash Gordon Ramsey Street is concise, to-the-point, and a furious medley of skate punk urgency that is relevant to young adult life as punks in Australia. Great production values to boot mean you can’t go wrong here.

(Pee Records / Thousand Islands Records / Disconnect Disconnect Records / Bearded Punk Records)

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