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Fahrenheit Shut-The-Hell-Up!

Why do some in the media and entertainment industry think they are in a position to tell young voters what to think and how to vote?

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An individual’s politics result from values, beliefs, education, and personal experience. Many young potential voters are not well-educated on politics or the important issues plaguing our nation and are easily swayed. In an effort to advance their own cause, the media and the entertainment industry are abusing their influence over these undecided and uninformed voters, creating an atmosphere that is becoming the antithesis of the democratic process.

On a recent MTV2 special, Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys flat out said to the crowd “Don’t vote for George Bush, man.” Why does he expect people to listen to his unsupported, poorly stated comments? Because he has money and power? While I support the First Amendment and acknowledge the right of an artist to speak their mind (I also back the fight for the right to party for that matter), telling your audience what to believe and who to vote for is both egotistical and irresponsible. Those in the spotlight could do much more to facilitate the involvement of young adults in politics by drawing attention to the issues and urging them to register to vote.

A recent full-page print ad for Punkvoter.com was effective by listing how the candidates feel about important issues like gun-control, gay rights and marriage, abortion, and foreign policy. However, at the bottom of the page it added “Brought to you by…” followed by a list of almost the entire Warped Tour lineup from the last four years or so. Because it is so important to take those bands that brought you a Don Henley cover song and a plethora of songs about masturbation and high school seriously. The Punkvoter website, which displays a picture of the President with the word “veto” stamped across his forehead, shows an obvious and unapologetic Democratic bias. So much for letting voters think for themselves…

Then there’s the news media’s extensive coverage of Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11, a movie that even Moore admits is half fact, half opinion. At the time of the movie’s release, the press bombarded the public with reviews, interviews, discussions, and other forms of subliminal advertising. Would it have had as much coverage if it had been a pro-Bush film? Probably not, even though it would be just as controversial and no doubt as propagandistic. The media had an agenda to manipulate the public and sway votes to the left, and they achieved this by shoving an only somewhat credible documentary down the throats of millions and calling it truth.

And now I’m choking. As a barely legal voter myself, I’ve had enough of partisan politics, conspiracy theories, and celebrities assuming that because I am young, I am an uneducated lemming who will nod along and numbly follow their lead. I don’t care which candidate a B-list celebrity supports. I am not going to listen to any more political ranting from rockers who did not graduate from high school, and if I see Michael Moore on the news again, I may just throw up a little in my mouth. If I see one more American Idol runner-up turn to the camera and talk about the importance of voting in these “uncertain times,” I may just snap and do something crazy … like vote for Ralph Nader. If you’re eligible to vote this November, think about your values and what you expect from the President of the United States. Go to both candidates’ websites and see which mirrors yourstance on the issues. And when you vote on Election Day, make sure you can explain whyyou voted that way.

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Make Dodgeball Great Again

Dodgeball is not an ‘unethical tool of oppression’ and to label it so is both ludicrous and dangerous. Have we lost our minds?

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I remember it as if it was yesterday. The recently completed gym floor was crisp, clean, and squeaked with almost every step of the overpriced sneakers that graced it. Battle lines had been drawn and there I was, locked and loaded in the far right corner of the gym. I had scanned the battlefield ahead, and saw that the opposition numbers were dwindling- falling like the cannon fodder they were. My fellow combatants were more than capable, some in fact, excelled like this game was art, like it was real battle.

Then I saw my target, arms to her side, nervously looking across from her side of diminishing numbers. Her eyes screamed ‘fear’ (or maybe indifference, but in my mind, it was fear) and I knew that there was only one thing to do. I gripped the foam of the ball with a vengeful firmness, loaded my arm with the fury of a Nolan Ryan fastball and let loose. My memory says the sound of the noisy gym was broken, and that all the fellow combatants and fallen brethren fell silent, stopped and followed this one moment as the ball left my hand to its intended destination. It was a glorious moment. Glorious because unlike most times, the ball flew through the air with unmatched grace. Unlike most times I threw the ball, there was no deviation, no broken flight plan. And unlike most times, where I’d luckily hit my target on the leg, or on the arm, it zeroed in with laser-like precision and exploded itself right in Annie’s* face. Bullseye. Like a bird exploding from a Randy Johnson fastball.

Did I revel in the glory of that standstill moment? Was the brazen destruction of a fellow combatant as cinematically award-winning as a Spielberg movie? The truth is, that wasn’t the case. Amongst the fleeting chaos of the game, no one saw. No one stopped and watched my moment, and that in reality, it was a split second that remains animated only in mind. I recoiled in shock, partly because it was not my intention to hit someone in the face, no matter how unintentionally glorious it was. But partly because my gut instinct was to slink away into the back of the pack to hide unseen- like a cowardly saboteur responsible for the wreckage, eager to hide from the blame. I didn’t even look back at what I had done.

I don’t remember who won this particular game (safe to say it wasn’t Annie), but it was all part and parcel to the wonderful school-time game of dodgeball.

One that has come under scrutiny, and under the threat, by the researchers discussed in this National Post article, who have labeled it an “unethical tool of oppression”. With such hyperbole, you’d think they were talking about a population who lived under a military dictatorship, or a segment of that population threatened during mass rioting. Not surprisingly, I lived through both of the latter, and no, dodgeball is nothing like either. They are talking about dodgeball- a mostly harmless game (unless you are Annie) played by children during recess and PE class.

The article goes on to say how dodgeball, along with other forms of games played during PE class are sports of “sport of violence, exclusion and degradation” and that dodgeball in particular, is “not just unhelpful to the development of kind and gentle children who will become decent citizens of a liberal democracy. It is actively harmful to this process.” Sounds like it was written by someone picked last in gym class.

We can argue endlessly about the participation-trophy culture that has permeated the discourse of children’s sports (they couldn’t even settle on a winner at the Spelling Bee). But the truth is, I fear greatly for the future of democracy if we equate the game of dodgeball to actual, real oppression. Sure, Annie probably doesn’t like dodgeball all that much, but I too was hit plenty on the dodgeball court. Like I was on the basketball court. But it’s all part of growing some thick skin in this very real world where people don’t throw soft, red balls at you. The truth is, most kids would probably benefit from getting hit in the face with a dodgeball a few times, it’ll be good for them in the long run. This I’m certain of.

I had a lot of fun playing dodgeball as a kid. It’s an absolute shame that there are “scholars” and “researchers” who equate it to very real life issues this world faces. Teaching kids that life isn’t fair from a young age is a good thing. Participation-trophy culture is not. I don’t need a Ph.D. to know so.

Dodgeball teaches you a great deal in a simple game. And if dodgeball supposedly teaches children lessons of democracy, then I sure as hell would want the future leaders of whatever world we venture towards to be able to dodge a wrench when someone throws one at their heads.

*Annie is not her real name. C’mon, how much of an asshole do you think I am?

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The Art of Corporate Pandering

Corporate pandering is at an all-time high and it seems that even the communities they pander to see through it.

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In a recent Spectator article, politician Craig Kelly calls out the hypocrisy of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream as it attempted to insert itself into the climate change debate. In the piece, Kelly details the ice cream giant’s position as; “deceptive, misleading and breathtakingly hypocritical … holding hands with anti-capitalists that would seek to destroy them at first opportunity. They are effectively feeding the crocodile, hoping it will eat them last.

It is not the first time the ice cream company has attempted to insert itself into controversial, political issues. However, Kelly’s point that Ben & Jerry’s insertion into debate is another opportunity for “the sanctimonious to virtue signal” seems to be a common thread amongst many brands today.

Brands are becoming more “woke” in this day and age, finding opportunities to push agendas while selling everything from razors to soda. Some companies really have turned it into an art. But what in essence does all this corporate wokeness actually do? Does an ice-cream company selling sweet dairy products while pushing for marriage equality actually help those who are fighting for it on a grassroots level? Are all these brands genuine in their quest to improve the world or, as many expect, just pandering to whatever current hot button topic is in hopes to sell a few more units? It is possible for companies to support a myriad of human rights campaigns without splashing it all over their products? I suspect not.

This month is Pride Month and we’ve seen countless brands around the globe adorn rainbow flags and push for equality. Rainbow flags on your Nikes? Sure, but why not all year round? Do equal rights in one country matter more to Nike than it does in another? I can’t speak for the LGBT community as an outsider, but here are some thoughts of someone from within the community in regards to these multinational corporations jumping in on hashtags:

Like Ben & Jerry’s, the hypocrisy is real. Charlatans in woke clothing. If you’re going to take blood money in one hand, don’t try to shake mine with the other claiming it’s clean.

Corporate pandering is at an all-time high and it seems that even the communities they pander to see through it. Does a shaver company really care about trans rights or does it just want to appear like it does, so people will buy more shavers? The answer is obvious.

I feel like it won’t be long before an automotive brand panders to my Asian heritage during some Asian Heritage month by using technological advancement in self-driving and self-parking automobiles as a way for more Asians to buy their cars. Ok well, maybe just for the Asian women then.

Is there a problem with responsible corporations? Absolutely not. But corporations exist to do one thing and that is to make money. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that either. Make a great product that I like, and I will happily purchase said goods. Just don’t try to blow smoke in my face as I, like I hope most people do, see through their smokescreen of insincerity.

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